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03 - Swan River Caveman

Swan River Caveman

I'd heard about a man living in a cave, perhaps some five years ago. I think the biggest thing that was pissing people off about it, was that he got to enjoy million dollar views for free.

But of course, as in most cases, they turn out to be trashy nutsacks who have no care or respect about the crap they leave behind for someone else to pick up. Although it seems like most of the time, no one ever really does.

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