Tonight I entered my first Poet Slam event and I've got to say, it was very disappointing. I've never been to one of these before

My mate/co-star Dale snapped this photo at Yagan Square not too long ago which I saw today for the first time. Crikey!

Crikey! I'm a bit gobsmacked I didn't cark it before I stopped mucking around and made this true blue vid about Straya Day!

Sometimes we get so stuck in life that we don't realise that we're losing track of time